MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptuous dessert afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied: "The funeral director would be my guess."
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2 comments:
At Jackies and my wedding recption her uncle stood up and anounced "I am the head of my house" too which his wife shouted "And I am the neck, and as everyone knows it's the neck which turns the head". LOL
Very funny!!!
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